Rudie’s – Stoke Newington 

If you eat out once a week, every week, rotating between the usual choices of American, East-Asian, South-Asian and Middle-Eastern … More

Kuala Lumpur Special: Dolly Dim Sum

Having taken a grand total of eleven flights this summer, I have concluded that flying is by far the worst … More

Chai Ki – Canary Wharf

Excuses. We all make them, we all hide behind them, and more often than not, we all love them for … More

Grounded Coffee Company – Whitechapel / Aldgate East

Having spent the better part of four years in Whitechapel, I would’ve liked to have thought that I had every … More

Proper Burgers – Leyton

The smoke cleared. The empty pens dropped. The fire extinguishers were deployed upon the friction-induced fires that covered everyone’s papers, … More

SAID – Soho

As a dentist-in-training by day and a food-blogger by night, I constantly find myself warning patients about the evils of … More

Sambal Shiok Pop-Up

Spend just four weeks in Southeast-Asia, and you’ll find that you can bring about a number of significant changes to … More

Kuala Lumpur Special: City Centre Cafes

When you’re a coffee-addict-bordering-on-coffee-maniac, (without the border), finding a good fix whilst travelling can be a most troublesome affair. No … More

Boondocks – Old Street

Ask any reasonable group of individuals what they regard to be London’s best halal burger, and more likely than not, … More

Dubai Special: Slider Station / Cocoa Room

Dubai! With its towering skyscrapers, mammoth malls and outrageous attractions, it’s a city that is synonymous with luxury, extravagance, and … More

The London Halal Food Festival 2016

Note: The first part of this article is an introductory piece. See “The Aftermath” section to read our thoughts on … More

Greedy Cow – Mile End

If, like myself, you’re not reduced to a headless chicken at the thought of Nando’s or Rooster’s, and you abhor … More

Chi Kitchen – Oxford Street

Whenever Steak and I visit a restaurant or cafe in Oxford Circus, I find myself trapped in a perpetual state … More

Toronto Special: Crave Grill House

With a mismatched, non-linear timeline and an unhealthy dose of quips and carnage, one must ask whether I unwittingly took … More

Shackfuyu – Soho

If there’s one thing that irks me about the superficial world that we live in, it’s celebrity culture. The constant … More

Gail’s Artisan Bakery – Southwark

Whenever someone enquires as to whether I take after my mother or my father, I usually respond with the biologically … More

Sweet – Stepney Green

Since the dawn of civilisation, there has existed a single day of the year, that has struck fear and terror … More

Thai Square – Angel / Islington

Usually, when it comes to making plans or choosing a restaurant, Steak is about as useful as a waterproof teabag. … More

Yolkin – Covent Garden

Rarely in human history, has any individual accurately predicted the consequences of their decisions. Indeed, when I decided to embark … More

Behesht – Harrow

“So, where do you commute from?” ‘Harrow.’ “Oh. My condolences.” That tends to be my usual response whenever I discover … More

Ma Plucker – Soho

If you’ve been scratching around Instagram recently, you have no doubt, by now, come across Ma’ Plucker. Fittingly cooped up … More

American Pancake Recipe

As well as being a well-dressed coffee-connoisseur, (amongst other things), Uncle Cruise has a knack for producing the fattest and … More

Cutter and Squidge – Covent Garden

What do you do after an incredibly rich and sugar-filled brunch at Christopher’s? Do you go home and fill your … More

Maida – Bethnal Green

The best thing about being a “nobody”, is that you can visit restaurants, take photos, analyse their ins and outs, … More

Red Iron Burgers – Uxbridge

Everyone can remember the first time they came across an exceptional burger. A life-changing burger. A burger that simply altered … More