Irrationality dictates that when a restaurant opens up near your home, you will never visit it. You will blister your … More
Category: Steak
Cona – Bradford
There are certain things that people spend many years looking forward to – be it their wedding, their first house, … More
Mr White’s English Chophouse – Whitechapel
We can all agree that recycling is a great thing. Whether reforming paper, cardboard and plastics, or burying vegans alive … More
Route 58 Diner – Green Street
If given the choice between walking safely into a shopping mall and running wildly into an active minefield, I would … More
Skewd Kitchen – Cockfosters
Since buying my first car, I have felt a new sense of liberation. Suddenly, I am no longer bound to … More
The Best of 2017
With all that has transpired over the last twelve months, a post titled “The Best of 2017” could seem as … More
The Banc – Tottenham
If your friends are anything like mine, co-ordinating absolutely anything with them is probably about at difficult as getting a … More
Zelman Meats – Knightsbridge / Soho / St Paul’s
As a registered healthcare professional, it is my duty to respond to sudden emergencies. Fractured teeth. Monumental infections. Collapsed strangers … More
The Great Chase – Islington
For the last two years, I have been endlessly grumbling and mumbling about the lack of halal British restaurants in … More
The 2Four4 Lounge – Poplar
During my 23 years as a diligent student – (education starts at birth if you’re brown), I have made my … More
Breakfast with Halalnivore
A couple of weeks ago, I made a startling realisation. In the midst of my early morning gym excursions and … More
Tarshish – Wood Green
Over the last few months, I have developed a bit of an aversion towards Turkish restaurants. So much so, that … More
Red Iron Steakhouse Preview
When you’re invited along to sample a new menu, you never quite know what to expect. Will it be an … More
HS&Co – Stratford
Perhaps it’s the onset of premature senility, (or the insignificance of the ages between 21 and 25), but when this … More
Brioche Burger – Walthamstow
“Green street”. A Punjabi noun that can be roughly translated into English as “The dark netherworld of complete and utter … More
Carne Cabana – Bethnal Green
For many meat-lovers, the thought of sitting in one place whilst a waiter brings forth an endless supply of chicken, … More
Meathouse London – Kings Cross
If food-bloggers were animals, I reckon that many of us would be elephants. Not because we’re the same size as … More
Greedy Cow – Mile End
If, like myself, you’re not reduced to a headless chicken at the thought of Nando’s or Rooster’s, and you abhor … More
Toronto Special: Crave Grill House
With a mismatched, non-linear timeline and an unhealthy dose of quips and carnage, one must ask whether I unwittingly took … More
Christopher’s – Covent Garden
A few steps away from the iconic Lyceum theatre, lies an ornate, yet relatively inconspicuous Grade-II listed building, which, over … More
Red Iron Burgers – Uxbridge
Everyone can remember the first time they came across an exceptional burger. A life-changing burger. A burger that simply altered … More
Toronto Special – Top Gun Steak
I FEEL THE NEED. THE NEED TO FEED. If there was ever a Hollywood film from the 1980s that could … More
Yumn Brasserie – Croydon
As someone who is based in East London, Croydon, along with many other outer realms south of the River Thames, … More
Toronto Special – Black Ox Bistro *CLOSED*
*CLOSED* With great regret, I must inform you that Black Ox Bistro has since closed down. R.I.P Toronto, Canada. Home … More
The Meat Co – Shepherd’s Bush
The Meat Co. A giant amongst men. A name of legend. An establishment that needs no introduction (though I’ve kind … More
