Cona – Bradford

There are certain things that people spend many years looking forward to – be it their wedding, their first house, … More

Mr White’s English Chophouse – Whitechapel

We can all agree that recycling is a great thing. Whether reforming paper, cardboard and plastics, or burying vegans alive … More

Route 58 Diner – Green Street

If given the choice between walking safely into a shopping mall and running wildly into an active minefield, I would … More

Skewd Kitchen – Cockfosters

Since buying my first car, I have felt a new sense of liberation. Suddenly, I am no longer bound to … More

The Best of 2017

With all that has transpired over the last twelve months, a post titled “The Best of 2017” could seem as … More

The Banc – Tottenham

If your friends are anything like mine, co-ordinating absolutely anything with them is probably about at difficult as getting a … More

Zelman Meats – Knightsbridge / Soho / St Paul’s

As a registered healthcare professional, it is my duty to respond to sudden emergencies. Fractured teeth. Monumental infections. Collapsed strangers … More

The Great Chase – Islington

For the last two years, I have been endlessly grumbling and mumbling about the lack of halal British restaurants in … More

The 2Four4 Lounge – Poplar

During my 23 years as a diligent student – (education starts at birth if you’re brown), I have made my … More

Breakfast with Halalnivore

A couple of weeks ago, I made a startling realisation. In the midst of my early morning gym excursions and … More

Tarshish – Wood Green

Over the last few months, I have developed a bit of an aversion towards Turkish restaurants. So much so, that … More

Red Iron Steakhouse Preview

When you’re invited along to sample a new menu, you never quite know what to expect. Will it be an … More

HS&Co – Stratford

Perhaps it’s the onset of premature senility, (or the insignificance of the ages between 21 and 25), but when this … More

Brioche Burger – Walthamstow

“Green street”. A Punjabi noun that can be roughly translated into English as “The dark netherworld of complete and utter … More

Carne Cabana – Bethnal Green

For many meat-lovers, the thought of sitting in one place whilst a waiter brings forth an endless supply of chicken, … More

Meathouse London – Kings Cross

If food-bloggers were animals, I reckon that many of us would be elephants. Not because we’re the same size as … More

Greedy Cow – Mile End

If, like myself, you’re not reduced to a headless chicken at the thought of Nando’s or Rooster’s, and you abhor … More

Toronto Special: Crave Grill House

With a mismatched, non-linear timeline and an unhealthy dose of quips and carnage, one must ask whether I unwittingly took … More

Christopher’s – Covent Garden

A few steps away from the iconic Lyceum theatre, lies an ornate, yet relatively inconspicuous Grade-II listed building, which, over … More

Red Iron Burgers – Uxbridge

Everyone can remember the first time they came across an exceptional burger. A life-changing burger. A burger that simply altered … More

Toronto Special – Top Gun Steak

I FEEL THE NEED. THE NEED TO FEED. If there was ever a Hollywood film from the 1980s that could … More

Yumn Brasserie – Croydon

As someone who is based in East London, Croydon, along with many other outer realms south of the River Thames, … More

Toronto Special – Black Ox Bistro *CLOSED*

*CLOSED* With great regret, I must inform you that Black Ox Bistro has since closed down.  R.I.P Toronto, Canada. Home … More

The Meat Co – Shepherd’s Bush

The Meat Co. A giant amongst men. A name of legend. An establishment that needs no introduction (though I’ve kind … More

Steak and Co – Leicester Square

Many halal steaks carry with them a certain tragedy. In halal steakhouses across the country (especially those with an Asian … More