Like any self-inflated, hipsterish snob, I will violently oppose visiting a chain restaurant on just about every occasion. Nando’s, Pizza … More
Tag: Food
Yoobi – Soho
As much as I love good, wholesome sushi, it pains me to have to constantly extend my overdraft whenever I … More
Kinkao Korean – Brick Lane
From bulgogi to bibimbap, korean food – or, more specifically, halal korean food, has been as difficult to find as … More
Pie Republic – Upton Lane
In recent weeks, I have devised a foolproof way of figuring out whether someone is clinically insane. Simply send them … More
Yum Yum – Walthamstow / Stoke Newington
In a cautious world, naming a restaurant “Yum Yum” could be seen as a bit of a risky move. Like … More
Beef And Birds – Brick Lane
If I had to compare my immune system to something, it would probably be TFL Rail. Shoddy, unreliable, and falls … More
Bake Street – Stoke Newington
By now, everyone who follows our Instagram and Snapchat stories will know that I am something of a raging coffeeholic. … More
Mahdi – Hammersmith
As long-standing residents of the East End, travelling anywhere remotely within West London tends to make Steak and I wince … More
Route 58 Diner – Green Street
If given the choice between walking safely into a shopping mall and running wildly into an active minefield, I would … More
Elephant Royale – Gants Hill
Punctuality. It’s a simple old thing, and yet, we all have at least one friend who would be late to … More
Sushinoen – Aldgate East
Whenever I think of Japanese food, I think of delicious sushi, and thick, Japanese udon noodles. The kind of noodles … More
Skewd Kitchen – Cockfosters
Since buying my first car, I have felt a new sense of liberation. Suddenly, I am no longer bound to … More
Darjeeling Express – Soho
Weddings and South Asians. On their own, these are the two most difficult things to organise in the known universe. … More
Tabun Kitchen – Soho
Ask any outgoing foodie to name their favourite Indian, American, Turkish, or Persian restaurants, and they’ll probably machine-gun you with … More
The Best of 2017
With all that has transpired over the last twelve months, a post titled “The Best of 2017” could seem as … More
Sunday Roast at The Great Chase
In Britain, Sunday is a day for rest, relaxation, and crying out in audible agony at the working week ahead. … More
Fatboyz Diner – Upton Park
“Everything the light touches is East London”. “What about that shadowy place?” “That’s Green Street. You must NEVER go there”. … More
House of Ho – Fitzrovia
The bitter cold of the winter months is for me, somewhat bittersweet. On the one hand, it’s the season for … More
Hoppers – Soho / St Christopher’s Place
When it comes to food, I am willing to do just about anything. Queuing up an hour early to get … More
Tranquilitea – The Frozen Tea Party
Mention the phrase “tea party”, and I’ll probably picture a group of elderly diabetic women trying not to pass out … More
Wing Wing – Russell Square
If this time last year, you had told me that I would come to miss dental school, I would probably … More
The Great Chase – Islington
For the last two years, I have been endlessly grumbling and mumbling about the lack of halal British restaurants in … More
Lokhandwala – Fitzrovia
Whenever my birthday comes around – (well, once a year really?), I find it both endearing and confusing when Steak … More
Where The Pancakes Are – Southwark
The problem with going out for breakfast or brunch is – quite literally, that it’s breakfast or brunch. After 7-8 … More
Burger UK – Chalk Farm
By now, many of will know that I’ve been going through a bit of a rough patch in my relationship … More
