In recent weeks, I have devised a foolproof way of figuring out whether someone is clinically insane. Simply send them … More
Category: HMC
Route 58 Diner – Green Street
If given the choice between walking safely into a shopping mall and running wildly into an active minefield, I would … More
The Best of 2017
With all that has transpired over the last twelve months, a post titled “The Best of 2017” could seem as … More
Burger UK – Chalk Farm
By now, many of will know that I’ve been going through a bit of a rough patch in my relationship … More
Loaded Burgers – Ilford
When Loaded Burgers opened their doors in 2014, few people would have anticipated the great burger revolution that they would … More
Brioche Burger – Walthamstow
“Green street”. A Punjabi noun that can be roughly translated into English as “The dark netherworld of complete and utter … More
Carne Cabana – Bethnal Green
For many meat-lovers, the thought of sitting in one place whilst a waiter brings forth an endless supply of chicken, … More
Proper Burgers – Leyton
The smoke cleared. The empty pens dropped. The fire extinguishers were deployed upon the friction-induced fires that covered everyone’s papers, … More
The London Halal Food Festival 2016
Note: The first part of this article is an introductory piece. See “The Aftermath” section to read our thoughts on … More
Maida – Bethnal Green
The best thing about being a “nobody”, is that you can visit restaurants, take photos, analyse their ins and outs, … More
Bagels and Waffles – Whitechapel
Tick. Tick Tick. It was 2am on a Sunday night. Or is that Monday morning? I often have difficulty sleeping … More
Saffron Kitchen – Leyton
New Year’s day is a day of false promises. Across the country, thousands swear that they will give up cake, … More
The Gourmet Hut – Whitechapel
Post-morning-gym, pre-evening-paediatric-clinic. I had added a cover-page and 75 words to my dissertation and for some reason I thought I … More